Am I a bad person if I corrected someone on their verses from the Bible? This girl posted a verse on Facebook and said it was Psalms 51:10 when it was actually 51:12 and I told her. Oops.


The actual truth that has solidified evidence behind it is that the land of Ooo was made by a nuclear explosion and caused all the crazy things you see in it. (ie: undetonated nuclear bombs, “magic mud” radiation sludge, and destroyed human cities and pre “Mushroom war” artifacts.) Boom, yo ass just got mutha fuckin schooled. I really wish every single show wasn’t made out to be explained with someone being in a coma… God… I don’t even care how much of an ass this makes me seem like, I had fun writing this.

The actual truth that has solidified evidence behind it is that the land of Ooo was made by a nuclear explosion and caused all the crazy things you see in it. (ie: undetonated nuclear bombs, “magic mud” radiation sludge, and destroyed human cities and pre “Mushroom war” artifacts.) Boom, yo ass just got mutha fuckin schooled. I really wish every single show wasn’t made out to be explained with someone being in a coma… God… I don’t even care how much of an ass this makes me seem like, I had fun writing this.

(via paradox-clone)


shamanjuice:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. 

shamanjuice:

Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. 

(via paulacaust)


1-dsecrets:

colfricans:

reminder that your favorite celebrity probably masturbates

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(via lilguy520)


madloveforthe90s:

This is why Steve was so great.

(via paradox-clone)



Q
can i have you?
Anonymous
A

Possibly if you come off anon…


penguinanimalcracker:

“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived

(via heyitsjoshiescandalous)


Q
you looked nice today. sorta wish i could've taken part in pass the trevor..
Anonymous
A

Are you talking about the pass the trevor we played in the band hallway? who are you?!


danrickmers:

GPOY

danrickmers:

GPOY